SYNOPSIS: Ralph is feeling guilty about eating animals, and he wants to become a vegan. The problem is, he still loves meat. Ralph figures he needs to do something so extreme that he'll never crave meat again, so he decides to eat his best friend, Bob. Bob doesn't like the idea, but Ralph is insistent and bigger. Can Bob talk sense into Ralph? Can Ralph even bite through Bob's sweatshirt? A darkly comic look at dieting gone wrong.